Things to do if you are sad about Downtown Abbey ending.
By Donna Drejza
1. Drink lots of wine while watching so you wont remember a
thing, and the reruns will seem new.
2. Imagine a really awful episode that consists of Daisy
whining even more, Mary with no eyebrows; Branson gone; Violet with
quip-blocking laryngitis; Anna and Bates in the pokey again; Mr. Carson naked.
3. Make little photoshop cut outs of yourself with your
favorite characters. (see above)
4. Get pretty cocktail glasses, lots of brandy, beaded
flapper dresses, and some servants and pretend you are lady Grantham. This will
be even more fun if you are a man.
5. Write your own vignettes: Mr. Drewe runs over his wife with
a tractor so he can propose to Edith. Michael Gregson returns after he’s
discovered in Poland with amnesia; Edith stabs Mary with a pair of scissors 5
times. Charles Blake sings for a very long time -- in the shower with fog-free
glass. Bad-boy Jimmy comes back and gets caught in bed with Cora.
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