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Dear Ursula: 

I have a friend who takes forever to get ready and is always late. Sometimes 1 or 2 hours. She always has some sort of catastrophe. What should I say to her?

Waiting in NY

Dear waiting, first decide if this person is worth waiting for. People who always have catastrophes are at least fascinating. So assuming you want to keep this friend, you do a simple calculation on her average lateness say, 1:43 hours and show up then. Or you could turn this into an opportunity to outdo her in the rude and fascinating department! You could turn up 4 hours late in a tiara and fishnets –and have a more fabulous excuse like, “Sorry darling, I was detained by a handsome prince in Monaco.”

Dear Ursula:

There is a man in my office who wears a lot of cologne. I have to work in the next cubicle and sometimes find it hard to breathe. I have gently said to him that I’m allergic, but it's not really true. I’ve even mentioned it to my manager, but she’s afraid to offend him, and doesn’t want to get into it.

Dolores

Dear Dolores, you’ve suffered long enough in your cubicle. It’s time for action! Have you had your eye on your wimpy boss’s job?  Go for it! You'll make more money, and you'll get her office, which must be out of smells way. Another thought is to out- stink the perpetrator. Spray some Eau de Pepe Le Pew in his cubicle and see if he relocates.

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